Little Bob hits the road

Little Bob hits the road
Little Bob hits the road

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Complete Mississippi River Cruise - Day 4


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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

I was up just before sunrise again and woke Clay with the bathroom light. We were sitting still when I got up. Shortly after that the side thrusters started and next time I looked we were creeping into a lock. It is very chilly out this morning and our windows are all steamed over!
Clay went out with his camera and said it was lock #18. So we went through 16-17 last night and slept right through it again! I guess that is a good thing, but neither of us actually thought we were that sound of sleepers before. It seemed right past the lock was a fancy new suspension bridge and then we could see the Port of Burlington. We were arriving at our 12:30pm port before 7am. They turned the boat around again today and docked on the port side facing upriver. There must be some reason they do that but we don’t know why. Anyway, it looked like maybe the local rope catcher wasn’t on duty or something because we didn’t actually get tied up until after breakfast.

There were no dead little flies in the shower this morning, so I have my fingers crossed that it was some bizarre convergence of fly life and breeding cycle that we were caught in for the past 2 days. Our balcony door does not close fully or properly and the bugs get in here whether we are in and out a lot or not. I have reported that and the broken hall entry door exterior frame piece to housekeeping and management and they have all been in and taken looks and notes and we are assured it will all be taken care of today. When I walked up to the office to let them know about our cabin problems, the chef was in there telling the others that corporate had contacted him and told him ACL would not sail north on the MS River again. Not north of St. Louis, that this was it, Queen of the Mississippi would not be back upriver and that he could sever his supplier arrangements because he wouldn’t need them again. I guess time will tell if that happens.

I had another self-made mocha this morning from the Paddlewheel Lounge and we went to breakfast at 7:30am. Clay had his usual. I had another delicious raspberry/granola/yogurt parfait and pancakes with applesauce and apple cider syrup with bacon. It was interesting. I ate it all.

After breakfast, they had the gangway out and we could see all of downtown Burlington so we went out walking. Queen of the Mississippi provided city maps for the last 2 towns that we either had no free time or they were a mile+ walk away. Here we are 4 hours early and staying until 6am tomorrow and no maps or any orientation information of any kind. How annoying is that? I can only assume it is because this port was not on the original itinerary and maybe they haven't been here before and so don't have any maps or other literature. We tried to find one online and we failed, so I guess the office here couldn't find one either, since they have provided those kind of printouts for some ports too. 
We walked around to the front of the Port of Burlington building where there were signs for the Iowa Store and the Iowa Welcome Center, but both were closed due to flood damage. We walked the majority of downtown and back in about 30 minutes. Like Dubuque, there are a lot of churches. Not a lot else. We were back onboard in time to attend The American Experience reception. They gave red lap blankets to the repeat cruisers, up to 6 cruises. The woman who had 7 past cruises got an umbrella as well as a lap blanket. (Clay is obsessed with the red lap blankets. He says he has to have one since I plan to pack my own on Oceania Insignia's world cruise because the category cabin we booked is too lowly, read O is too cheap, to have its own lap blanket. Somehow he believes that O management will learn of another cruise line's logoed blanket in their balcony cabin for 6 months and be shamed into changing their policy. Really? So Clay says!) They asked each person or couple what their favorite past ACL cruise and while there were a few other favorites, the number one favorite by a long margin was the Columbia and Snake Rivers. I am still unclear about the Eagle Society. I thought I had understood from Davina, our CD, that for the next segment we would get new name tags because they would put stars on showing we had past cruises and were Eagle Society members. So, I thought membership was automatic and involuntary. During the little film, they instructed us to join by filling out a card in our cabins in the folder and mail it in from home. There is nothing like that in there. The only card to be filled out is with a request for booking information with onboard booking benefits, though it does mention immediate Eagle Society enrollment. That does not sound like the same thing. Oh well, if they don’t enroll us automatically then it is not likely to happen. I don’t remember if I mentioned that there was an ACL tote bag on our bed when we arrived. So even as first timers, we got a gift. They told us that they have launched and are finishing the top 2 floors of a larger sister ship to Queen of the Mississippi that will only do the lower Mississippi River starting in 2015. It will be much larger and yet add only 10 passengers by moving passengers up to deck 5 and staff down to deck 1 so all passengers will have balconies. I understand that to mean that our cabin category would now become the lowest priced on the boat instead of the 2nd lowest. They have not named it yet and are soliciting us for suggestions. The man, Mr. Robinson, or Roberson, or Robertson (Gerardo said something different every time!)  who owns ACL is starting a new line flagged out of the Marshall Islands that will do international cruises which looked to mean Canada and the Caribbean. These will all be new build small ocean-going ships of about 200 passengers. It will be Pearl Seas Cruise I think they said. (Ah, Robertson.)

It is a slow morning here with everyone just laying around in the public spaces because it is chilly and windy and brightly sunny and no one knows what to do here. But, to get your cabin cleaned you have to be out of it. There are 2 tours today but both are at 2pm so everyone is just hanging out waiting. There were 2 Riverlorian lectures today, but interest seemed limited. Mike was completing his subject lecture about the formation of the Mississippi River since this was part 2 or 3, I guess interest has waned. His wife was to talk about birds and the Mississippi which I might have been interested in but not enough to sit through the last of the river formation subject to catch hers.  The last talk today is on deck 4 at 4:15pm about how Muscatine, IA became the pearl button capital of the world. That is not one of our stops and since they never handed out or made available any kind of overview map of our route, or the region through which we are traveling, I have no idea where Muscatine is or if we have passed it or will. So, kind of strange. Not sure if I’ll try to make that one either. I guess it depends on how long the 2pm tour goes. So far they seem to try to make them in 2 hour increments. Given what we’ve already seen, they will have to go some to give us a 2-hour Burlington City Tour. We’ll see. So far this seems like another pretty weak day and evidently Burlington is our replacement port for skipping Red Wing and LaCrosse and St. Paul. (You'd have thought we were owed some port charges refunded at the least, right?) Since they got here early and we’re here overnight, it is too bad they didn’t either pick a better place or learn more about this one to put more on for us here. Kind of a disappointment. It just kind of seems that the staff and crew are too young and are overwhelmed. They are mostly pleasant and enthusiastic, they just seem kind of clueless though. Also, I will say in hindsight from this cruise to the next that most of the staff and crew just seemed to be avoiding the passengers and I have to assume because they were afraid of having to account for our experience vs. what we paid for. Again, not what one expects at the per diem ACL charges. I guess they have been having a rough summer on Queen of the Mississippi though with altered itineraries and lots of busing passengers here and there and I guess they just haven’t gotten their heads back in the game yet. Not that there are any excuses for this, just theorizing based on my experiences.

At lunchtime we found they had finally put out maps. As they were announcing the buses for afternoon tours during lunch, one of the entertainers was announcing that the local tourism people were going table to table in the dining room with information and to answer questions. The dining room was already half empty and when they announced that half the people who signed up for the City Tour would have to wait until 3:30pm for the one bus they hired to come back and unload and get a second load it really emptied in a rush. What a bumble.

Lunch today was first, cheese soup or summer salad. Second, shrimp salad or pulled pork sandwich. Dessert was chocolate banana pie (which was actually a tiny tart that I found just bizarre and rather nasty tasting) or ice cream. The menu actually said Key Lime Pie or ice cream and the waitress had to come back to the table after taking the orders so she could go around again since there was no Key Lime Pie. Clay noted as we were leaving, and people were still eating, that their pork sandwiches had BBQ sauce of some kind on them while ours were just bland naked meat.  I told him I had noticed that while dining, but that at least today we had quick service and I guessed that was the tradeoff.
So, even taking our time, we did make it onto the 2pm bus. One of the highlights of the described tours was a visit to Bangert Gardens which unfortunately we did not do. We drove through Crapo Park which wasn’t listed on the tour and I don’t know whose error this was. The guide’s or the person who wrote the tour description. Anyway, it went from 2 to 3:15pm and it was like listening to paint dry. The one thing we were interested in Snake Alley, the crookedest street in the world we couldn’t see from the bus because she only had him park at the top while she droned on about her real estate and civic activities. Maybe the people on the right side could see down the steep hillside but we saw nothing and she didn’t have the bus drive past the bottom on the other side so the left side could see it, or offer to let us out while she yammered on there for several minutes. I am sorry to say that she put me to sleep and I am keenly interested in history and old homes. There are 26K people in Burlington, IA. It is the oldest town in IA and was once the capital of WI and then IA. (That doesn’t sound right, but I’m sure that is what she told us.) The railroad runs 58 coal trains through town every day! This also seems unbelievable. There is a grain elevator visible across the river on the other side of the fancy new bridge and it has been filling barges all day. There are possibly dozens of barges filled and empty stacked up along the sides of the river that we can see either waiting to be filled or shipped on. So while it seems like a pretty dead old town, there is a certain bustle going on. Between the first cruise (Northern half) and the 2nd (southern half), I have to say that the Northern or Upper half was much more interesting. I guess because of all the dams and locks there is more population along the river and thus more to see. Of course, that is just one person's impression and your mileage may vary.

Immediately after we got back to the cabin and found the repairs yet undone, Clay said he was walking to Snake Alley. I had figured he would since we had only been a block short of it this morning, but didn’t know what to look for or where and it was listed on our 2pm tour description so we weren’t too worried about finding it then. I said I would take a nap and Clay went to get a CF Diet Coke. When someone knocked on the door, I figured it was him, but it was the mate wanting to repair our balcony door. He had told Clay he was going to Home Depot for parts but he said it had been too hectic and he didn’t get there. He stuck some lengths of rope behind the plastic insulation to fill the gaps and used WD-40 on the door latch and showed me how to hit both inside and outside handles at the same time to make it pop out without sticking a finger in it. He said he hoped it would hold for 4 more days and I told him we needed a fix through New Orleans. He was feeling the pressure now! He said when he came back from Home Depot with weather stripping that he would try to come during dinner so he wouldn’t disturb us again. He also told us that last week instead of the little flies we had, that they had a 24-hour period of big mayflies completely coating the outside of the boat and that it was like something out of a science fiction film. He also told us that as they were making the decision not to take the boat to St. Paul to end that cruise and pick us up that one argument was that the Mississippi Queen had already gone up a day ahead. The other argument was that yes, but would they make it back down and they haven’t. They are stuck up there and their passengers are doing bus tours. We all agreed that ACL had made the right decision.

They just came on the loudspeaker with the announcement of the pearl button lecture. I will definitely take my nap now.

Clay came back and I woke up. I didn’t get much of a nap. I didn’t really have my heart in it. We went to get drinks during cocktail hour. I went in and put a piece in the difficult jigsaw puzzle and then we sat on the balcony and watched an hour of boat, train and car traffic.
Dinner was first course, garden greens or blackened catfish gumbo. Clay really liked the blackened catfish gumbo and had it both weeks and thought it was one of the best dishes of the cruise each time. Go figure! Main was swordfish, mushroom penne pasta, or chicken breast. Dessert was red velvet cake or apple-cinnamon upside down cake or ice cream.

After dinner, Clay picked up a DVD and we got in bed. Tomorrow we set sail for Hannibal, MO at 6am and we should arrive at 6am the following day. So we have a full 24 hours of sailing before us. I don’t know if it is just ACL or just our sailing, but they never say anything about what we’re seeing. They don’t have any literature out about what to look for between locks or anything. It is the first time for us on a boat or ship of any size (or even a bus or train trip) that they haven’t let you know about what you’re seeing or what you should be looking for. I am certain there must be such a document or publication because there are mile markers along the river. The information void is disconcerting. Good night.

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